What's the most valuable lesson you've learned in life, and how has it impacted your journey so far?
15.06.2025 01:52
Torchy thinks: Maybe I could play a gangster's moll since apparently smoking is still seen as wholesome and American.
And then working as Betty and Veronica's body doubles ...
Gadzooks! It's Torchy Todd slumming it in Yugoslavian science fiction! The shame!
Has anyone ever worn leather pants? Are they comfortable?
Ironically, Wertham focused on stories about crime, singling out Batman and Robin for its gay subtext and Dick Tracy for its violence.
But Tess! I mean Betty! I mean Veronica! (I can never remember who is who) which ever one you are, I love you!
Shameless vixen! Trollop!
What is the most ridiculous obviously false verse in the Bible?
Tess' boyfriend, Ed, now works as a Peter Lorre impersonator.
“Your boyfriend is a total perv, mommy.”
Just you, me, in a vat of lime jello, pulling hair, calling each other names …
How can you know if they are your twin flame and not limerence or obsession?
Sex! Lingerie! Knock knock jokes!
Times might be tough … But at least there's one thing we all agree on.
In 1954 complete bastard and censorship campaigner Fredric Wertham published a book for the stated goal of creating a moral panic around comic book's alleged impact on juvenile delinquency. Much like the House Committee on Un-American Activities' disastrous impact on the film industry, the Comics Code Authority (obey, puny humans) put many hardworking comic book characters out of work all because of one poorly written book called …
How was cancer treatment different in the US and the UK?
Make Nazis afraid again!
¡Explotando Dick por todos lados!
Perhaps now we can explore what being a “gal pal” really means.
Who has experienced what they called a happy accident (bestiality)?
After you lather me up with that strawberry hand lotion.
At least until the peyote kicks in ...
Only zombies dig to rock and roll, daddy-O!
Torchy, we're unemployed … And no one is hiring scantily-clad wastrels these days.
Two letters of transit signed by General De Gaulle … Stimpy, you eediot!
And I ended up moonlighting in Japanese porn, but the less said about that the better.
What are the causes of over sweating?
Let's do what we always do, lay around half-naked while men make terrible jokes at our expense.
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Of all the layoffs, Torchy Todd and her gal pal, Tess Parker, were hit the hardest.
Why does cocaine makes me want to dress up and get fuck
Yes, Tess, crime doesn't pay but apparently Rated-G horror does.
Dick! I heard about the lay-off. What's a square-jaw crime fighter doing these days to bring in the bling?
I've also been making ends meet ... By appearing in Tijuana splatter comics as Evil Gringo #2.
Why are the bands Smashmouth and Nickelback often used as punchlines?
Every day is a good day to punch a Nazi! I mean MAGA! I mean the Comics Code Authority! (I can never remember who is who)
In order to answer this I came up with a little story that goes like this …
Marijuana makes Jesus cry!
How many women have accidentally pooped their pants and became turned on afterwards?
Remember, kids, masturbation will make you see the devil everywhere!
Before there was MAGA there was … the Comics Code Authority
I hear you're a stunt-double now for Fred in Scooby-Doo.
What trains transport cars and passengers near Pompano Beach, Florida that goes to New York?
Speaking of which, poor Cleo Coco has ended up appearing in anti-vice pamphlets.